Active Incidents — 5 AI service(s) currently experiencing issues
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AIs Monitored
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Healthy
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Under the Weather
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Recent Sick Notes
AI Services
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ChatGPT
OpenAI
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Claude API
Anthropic
Claude Code
Anthropic
Claude Console
Anthropic
Claude.ai
Anthropic
Gemini
GitHub Copilot
GitHub
Grok
xAI
Midjourney
Midjourney
Recent Sick Notes 📋
Your excuse for not working — signed by a certified doctor
Grok User
Mild impairment of work performance due to slow AI responses. Patient shows early signs of impatience. (Affected serv...
Grok User
Minor productivity loss — AI is working at snail speed, patient is considering taking the rest of the day off. (Affec...
Claude API User
Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (...
ChatGPT User
Mild AI malaise — Patient occasionally has to think for themselves and is visibly overwhelmed by this. (Affected serv...
Claude Code User
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected ...
GitHub Copilot User
Minor productivity loss — AI is working at snail speed, patient is considering taking the rest of the day off. (Affec...
ChatGPT User
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected servic...
ChatGPT User
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected ...
ChatGPT User
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual product...
Claude API User
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual product...
How It Works
Three simple steps to peak AI absenteeism documentation
1. We Monitor
Our crawlers check AI service status pages around the clock. ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Copilot — we've got eyes on all of them.
2. AI Goes Down
When a service goes down, we detect it instantly. And if you can't work without it, you deserve an official excuse.
3. You Get a Sick Note
A certified doctor issues you an official German-style "Krankmeldung" (sick note) explaining why you can't work. Complete with diagnosis, prognosis, and a very serious stamp.