Active Incidents — 6 AI service(s) currently experiencing issues

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Sorry-Boss.com

"Sorry Boss, I can't work today — my AI is down."

We monitor the world's smartest AIs — and when they go down, we write you an official sick note so you can tell your boss why you can't get anything done.

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Claude API User

Still off work

Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (...

🩺 Dr. Server Crash · Specialist for AI-dependent Work Disorders
Jun 16, 2026
SB-6322BB91-20260616 View Certificate →
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Claude API User

Still off work

Minor productivity loss — AI is working at snail speed, patient is considering taking the rest of the day off. (Affec...

🩺 Dr. Rita Bootloop · Specialist for Chronic Tool Failures
Jun 16, 2026
SB-9DE55610-20260616 View Certificate →
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GitHub Copilot User

Still off work

Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected ...

🩺 Prof. Dr. Null Pointer · Director of the Institute for AI Dependency
Jun 16, 2026
SB-6B4EE15D-20260616 View Certificate →
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Claude API User

Still off work

Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (...

🩺 Prof. Dr. Error 503 · Chief of the Productivity Loss Department
Jun 16, 2026
SB-57C43961-20260616 View Certificate →
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ChatGPT User

Still off work

Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected servic...

🩺 Prof. Dr. Bit Missing · Senior Physician for Digital Withdrawal Symptoms
Jun 16, 2026
SB-CBCF0698-20260616 View Certificate →
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ChatGPT User

Still off work

Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected servic...

🩺 Prof. Dr. Error 503 · Chief of the Productivity Loss Department
Jun 16, 2026
SB-C72B9599-20260616 View Certificate →
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ChatGPT User

Still off work

Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected servic...

🩺 Dr. Server Crash · Specialist for AI-dependent Work Disorders
Jun 15, 2026
SB-F42F68EE-20260615 View Certificate →
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GitHub Copilot User

Still off work

Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual product...

🩺 Prof. Dr. Error 503 · Chief of the Productivity Loss Department
Jun 15, 2026
SB-B0715D36-20260615 View Certificate →
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ChatGPT User

Still off work

Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected ...

🩺 Dr. Cache Overflow · Specialist for Prompt Withdrawal
Jun 15, 2026
SB-C65B698B-20260615 View Certificate →
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GitHub Copilot User

Still off work

Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (...

🩺 Dr. Cache Overflow · Specialist for Prompt Withdrawal
Jun 15, 2026
SB-BEB8DDCF-20260615 View Certificate →

How It Works

Three simple steps to peak AI absenteeism documentation

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1. We Monitor

Our crawlers check AI service status pages around the clock. ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Copilot — we've got eyes on all of them.

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2. AI Goes Down

When a service goes down, we detect it instantly. And if you can't work without it, you deserve an official excuse.

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3. You Get a Sick Note

A certified doctor issues you an official German-style "Krankmeldung" (sick note) explaining why you can't work. Complete with diagnosis, prognosis, and a very serious stamp.