Active Incidents — 2 AI service(s) currently experiencing issues
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Under the Weather
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Recent Sick Notes
AI Services
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ChatGPT
OpenAI
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Claude API
Anthropic
Claude Code
Anthropic
Claude Console
Anthropic
Claude.ai
Anthropic
Gemini
GitHub Copilot
GitHub
Grok
xAI
Midjourney
Midjourney
Recent Sick Notes 📋
Your excuse for not working — signed by a certified doctor
ChatGPT User
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected ...
Claude Code User
Mild impairment of work performance due to slow AI responses. Patient shows early signs of impatience. (Affected serv...
Claude API User
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual product...
ChatGPT User
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual product...
Claude API User
Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (...
Claude API User
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected servic...
ChatGPT User
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected ...
Claude API User
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected servic...
ChatGPT User
Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (...
Claude API User
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected ...
How It Works
Three simple steps to peak AI absenteeism documentation
1. We Monitor
Our crawlers check AI service status pages around the clock. ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Copilot — we've got eyes on all of them.
2. AI Goes Down
When a service goes down, we detect it instantly. And if you can't work without it, you deserve an official excuse.
3. You Get a Sick Note
A certified doctor issues you an official German-style "Krankmeldung" (sick note) explaining why you can't work. Complete with diagnosis, prognosis, and a very serious stamp.