Active Incidents — 13 AI service(s) currently experiencing issues

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Sorry-Boss.com

"Sorry Boss, I can't work today — my AI is down."

We monitor the world's smartest AIs — and when they go down, we write you an official sick note so you can tell your boss why you can't get anything done.

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Recent Sick Notes

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GitHub Copilot User

Still off work

Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual product...

🩺 Dr. Packet Loss · Specialist for Technology-Induced Work Incapacity
Jul 24, 2026
SB-9EE07A74-20260724 View Certificate →
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GitHub Copilot User

Still off work

Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual product...

🩺 Prof. Dr. Bit Missing · Senior Physician for Digital Withdrawal Symptoms
Jul 24, 2026
SB-74A3959F-20260724 View Certificate →
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GitHub Copilot User

Mild AI malaise — Patient occasionally has to think for themselves and is visibly overwhelmed by this. (Affected serv...

🩺 Dr. Cache Overflow · Specialist for Prompt Withdrawal
Jul 24, 2026
SB-04A395DA-20260724 View Certificate →
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Claude API User

Still off work

Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (...

🩺 Dr. Rita Bootloop · Specialist for Chronic Tool Failures
Jul 24, 2026
SB-68C69638-20260724 View Certificate →
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ChatGPT User

Still off work

Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual product...

🩺 Prof. Dr. Bit Missing · Senior Physician for Digital Withdrawal Symptoms
Jul 24, 2026
SB-A47D553E-20260724 View Certificate →
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ChatGPT User

Still off work

Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected servic...

🩺 Dr. Packet Loss · Specialist for Technology-Induced Work Incapacity
Jul 24, 2026
SB-D0CA7EAC-20260724 View Certificate →
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ChatGPT User

Still off work

Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected ...

🩺 Dr. Claudia Timeout · Specialist for AI Outage Syndromes
Jul 23, 2026
SB-E478E391-20260723 View Certificate →
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ChatGPT User

Still off work

Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected servic...

🩺 Dr. Cache Overflow · Specialist for Prompt Withdrawal
Jul 23, 2026
SB-C8960B03-20260723 View Certificate →
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ChatGPT User

Still off work

Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected ...

🩺 Prof. Dr. Bit Missing · Senior Physician for Digital Withdrawal Symptoms
Jul 23, 2026
SB-7D545E31-20260723 View Certificate →
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GitHub Copilot User

Still off work

Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected ...

🩺 Prof. Dr. Bit Missing · Senior Physician for Digital Withdrawal Symptoms
Jul 23, 2026
SB-458142FD-20260723 View Certificate →

How It Works

Three simple steps to peak AI absenteeism documentation

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1. We Monitor

Our crawlers check AI service status pages around the clock. ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Copilot — we've got eyes on all of them.

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2. AI Goes Down

When a service goes down, we detect it instantly. And if you can't work without it, you deserve an official excuse.

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3. You Get a Sick Note

A certified doctor issues you an official German-style "Krankmeldung" (sick note) explaining why you can't work. Complete with diagnosis, prognosis, and a very serious stamp.