Active Incidents — 2 AI service(s) currently experiencing issues
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Recent Sick Notes
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Claude API
Anthropic
Claude Code
Anthropic
Claude Console
Anthropic
Claude.ai
Anthropic
Gemini
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GitHub
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Midjourney
Recent Sick Notes 📋
Your excuse for not working — signed by a certified doctor
GitHub Copilot User
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual product...
GitHub Copilot User
Mild AI malaise — Patient occasionally has to think for themselves and is visibly overwhelmed by this. (Affected serv...
ChatGPT User
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected ...
ChatGPT User
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual product...
GitHub Copilot User
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected servic...
Claude API User
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected servic...
GitHub Copilot User
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual product...
Claude Code User
Minor productivity loss — AI is working at snail speed, patient is considering taking the rest of the day off. (Affec...
Claude.ai User
Mild frustration symptoms due to increased AI service latency. Patient is irritably drumming fingers on the desk. (Af...
GitHub Copilot User
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual product...
How It Works
Three simple steps to peak AI absenteeism documentation
1. We Monitor
Our crawlers check AI service status pages around the clock. ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Copilot — we've got eyes on all of them.
2. AI Goes Down
When a service goes down, we detect it instantly. And if you can't work without it, you deserve an official excuse.
3. You Get a Sick Note
A certified doctor issues you an official German-style "Krankmeldung" (sick note) explaining why you can't work. Complete with diagnosis, prognosis, and a very serious stamp.