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Sorry-Boss.com

"Sorry Boss, I can't work today — my AI is down."

We monitor the world's smartest AIs — and when they go down, we write you an official sick note so you can tell your boss why you can't get anything done.

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GitHub Copilot User

Still off work

Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected ...

🩺 Prof. Dr. Bit Missing · Senior Physician for Digital Withdrawal Symptoms
Mar 31, 2026
SB-03BAF7FD-20260331 View Certificate →
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ChatGPT User

Still off work

Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected servic...

🩺 Prof. Dr. Null Pointer · Director of the Institute for AI Dependency
Mar 31, 2026
SB-F7D2CABD-20260331 View Certificate →
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GitHub Copilot User

Still off work

Mild frustration symptoms due to increased AI service latency. Patient is irritably drumming fingers on the desk. (Af...

🩺 Prof. Dr. Error 503 · Chief of the Productivity Loss Department
Mar 31, 2026
SB-4B1092C2-20260331 View Certificate →
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Claude API User

Still off work

Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual product...

🩺 Dr. Claudia Timeout · Specialist for AI Outage Syndromes
Mar 31, 2026
SB-07D46E9E-20260331 View Certificate →
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GitHub Copilot User

Still off work

Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (...

🩺 Prof. Dr. Error 503 · Chief of the Productivity Loss Department
Mar 30, 2026
SB-407BA4C9-20260330 View Certificate →
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ChatGPT User

Still off work

Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected servic...

🩺 Dr. Claudia Timeout · Specialist for AI Outage Syndromes
Mar 29, 2026
SB-AE42D80D-20260329 View Certificate →
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Claude Code User

Still off work

Mild AI malaise — Patient occasionally has to think for themselves and is visibly overwhelmed by this. (Affected serv...

🩺 Dr. Rita Bootloop · Specialist for Chronic Tool Failures
Mar 29, 2026
SB-DC5C4082-20260329 View Certificate →
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Claude API User

Still off work

Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected servic...

🩺 Dr. Packet Loss · Specialist for Technology-Induced Work Incapacity
Mar 28, 2026
SB-898E653D-20260328 View Certificate →
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GitHub Copilot User

Mild AI malaise — Patient occasionally has to think for themselves and is visibly overwhelmed by this. (Affected serv...

🩺 Dr. Server Crash · Specialist for AI-dependent Work Disorders
Mar 27, 2026
SB-983738BE-20260327 View Certificate →
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GitHub Copilot User

Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (...

🩺 Prof. Dr. Bit Missing · Senior Physician for Digital Withdrawal Symptoms
Mar 27, 2026
SB-C6C62E72-20260327 View Certificate →

How It Works

Three simple steps to peak AI absenteeism documentation

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1. We Monitor

Our crawlers check AI service status pages around the clock. ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Copilot — we've got eyes on all of them.

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2. AI Goes Down

When a service goes down, we detect it instantly. And if you can't work without it, you deserve an official excuse.

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3. You Get a Sick Note

A certified doctor issues you an official German-style "Krankmeldung" (sick note) explaining why you can't work. Complete with diagnosis, prognosis, and a very serious stamp.