Active Incidents — 1 AI service(s) currently experiencing issues
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We monitor the world's smartest AIs — and when they go down, we write you an official sick note so you can tell your boss why you can't get anything done.
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AIs Monitored
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Healthy
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Under the Weather
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Recent Sick Notes
AI Services
Real-time health monitoring of your favorite AIs
ChatGPT
OpenAI
Claude API
Anthropic
Claude Code
Anthropic
Claude Console
Anthropic
Claude.ai
Anthropic
Gemini
GitHub Copilot
GitHub
Grok
xAI
Midjourney
Midjourney
Recent Sick Notes 📋
Your excuse for not working — signed by a certified doctor
Claude.ai User
Mild impairment of work performance due to slow AI responses. Patient shows early signs of impatience. (Affected serv...
GitHub Copilot User
Mild AI malaise — Patient occasionally has to think for themselves and is visibly overwhelmed by this. (Affected serv...
GitHub Copilot User
Minor productivity loss — AI is working at snail speed, patient is considering taking the rest of the day off. (Affec...
GitHub Copilot User
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected servic...
Claude API User
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected servic...
Claude API User
Mild impairment of work performance due to slow AI responses. Patient shows early signs of impatience. (Affected serv...
Claude API User
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected servic...
Claude.ai User
Mild AI malaise — Patient occasionally has to think for themselves and is visibly overwhelmed by this. (Affected serv...
Claude API User
Mild impairment of work performance due to slow AI responses. Patient shows early signs of impatience. (Affected serv...
GitHub Copilot User
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected ...
How It Works
Three simple steps to peak AI absenteeism documentation
1. We Monitor
Our crawlers check AI service status pages around the clock. ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Copilot — we've got eyes on all of them.
2. AI Goes Down
When a service goes down, we detect it instantly. And if you can't work without it, you deserve an official excuse.
3. You Get a Sick Note
A certified doctor issues you an official German-style "Krankmeldung" (sick note) explaining why you can't work. Complete with diagnosis, prognosis, and a very serious stamp.